June 27, 2008

Mutants!



For the uninitiated, in the convoluted X-Men mythos, there is a character named Doug Ramsey/Cypher. He has a particularly DUMB power that, according to Wikipedia, is "a superhuman intuitive facility for translating languages, whether written or spoken, human or alien."


Whomp Whomp Waaaaah!


Marvel actually got mileage out of this clown.


I always made this admittedly goofy argument that I only like the X-Men with powers that have a direct connection to my limited experience with physical science and biology. Cypher would not pass.


Mutations are nature making changes, changes that share attributes of other examples from nature...


Example:

Cyclops = Energy

Xavier = Brain activity

Colosuss = Metal

Rogue = Energy

Gambit = Energy

Beast = Animal-like dexterity

Magneto = Metal/molecules

Archangel = Flight via feathered wings

Storm = manipulation of molecules etc...


Well, now Wolverine gets a stamp of approval according to nature:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25346676/?GT1=43001

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