First California had the smoking ban and now this.
In the 90s, they use to show these Public Health commercials of (pre-California Governor) Arnold Schwarzenegger. He'd laugh maniacally as minority children were forced to do push-ups and jumping jacks on the White House lawn.
Seeing these two California bans under his regime, it makes me wonder was this all part of his multi-tiered, Nazi plan (He is Austrian. Y'know --- They liked Hitler).
He brainwashes an entire generation of potential future voters by becoming a motion picture idol in the 80s! Once he's housed enough blockbusters under his belt, he becomes rich enough and powerful enough to fix the voting process in California. We except him because we've seen him in two of the most powerful mediums ad nasuem (film and television).
Watch out America! First Arnold gets rid of smoking and fast food, then he'll demand executions for people who don't excercise 5 times a week. He's building a race of SuperMen! And he's doing it in California where people pay to become blonde-haired and blue-eyed all the time! He's trying to get the country up to his physical standards so he can crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentation of the women!
Crom!
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