Android Massacre

So I'm writing movie reviews for 1 website, writing op-eds for another upcoming movie website, and writing "Bamn." But I neglected to mention the most important writing assignment I have taken yet. "The Android Massacre," a blog that is intensely dedicated to the complete and utter destruction of any and all technological advancements in artifical intelligence, has asked me to become one it's regular contributors.
Why would anyone want to destroy robots? Have you seen the Terminator movies? Or the "Matrix?" Or "Alien?" Or "BattleStar Galactica?" Or "Transformers?" Or "Robocop?" Laugh all you want, but robots always become evil. It seems to be their prime directive.
Some of you may think this is insane of me to take this so seriously, but sci-fi/fantasy has an uncanny ability of predicting the future. You need an example? Remember the communicators from "Star Trek?" How's that cellphone feel attached to your hip, yuppie? Remember Jurassic Park? Gee, I wonder what the Museum of Natural History is up to?
It is the mission of That Urban Punk and I to educate the masses of the impending animatronic doom coming their way. The human race has become blinded by the quickness and ease that technology provides, but understand that every advancement is a warning sign. Our end can be prevented, if we begin to rally an opposition now.
Unfortunately, I must go now (my boss has found me typing this mission statement and demands that we have a meeting --- I suspect he might be made of silicone and fiber optics, as well --- must begin plotting his death.) but read up on possible threats , enlist in our cause, and stay tuned to http://www.androidmassacre.com/ for regular updates.

The future of humanity is at stake,

Troy

P.S. The following video (linked below) contains a message from me to Urban Punk. It scrambles the RAM of any robots with audio-recording functionality. Don't worry it does not make sense to you. It will on judgement day: http://g4tv.com/videos/39802/Video-Game-Girl---Nerf-Herders-Parry-Gripp-Music-Video/