And SPX Goes Out Not With A Whimper But A Bamn

I'll be doing this update like a wrestling promo (ahem):

Did you hear that rumble, suckers?! That rumble under you feet, turkey? You know what that was? (No, you don't. I can tell by that goofy look on your face that you don't.) That sound, It wasn't no Rumble in the Jungle, It wasn't know Rumble in the Bronx...it was the rumble of 3 men with 3 Fed Ex boxes hitting the floor of the Small Press Expo. And those 3 boxes, each every one of them read only one address, chump, each and everyone of them read... "Bamn."
That's because last Saturday we walked into the Bethesda Marriott with thunder in our voice and lightening in our Vans, we came to SPX ready to sell like no other!
Now, the convention thought it could beat us, thought i could defeat us, and it damn sure thought it could meet us, but The Bamn Crew --- That's Jay "The House of" Payne, That's David "I'm going to take you back to school" Dean, and that's Troy "The Epic Cycle" himself --- but the Bamn Crew ain't no lightweights, fool, so believe when I say, without a shadow of a doubt: We came, we saw, and we CONquered!

(Hm...It sounded better when I practiced it in the mirror)

We'll see you in Baltimore,

Troy Jeffrey Allen: The Illest Iliad

POST SCRIPT
Thanks to all the people who remembered us last year and came back for more, to all the new readers for wasting their hard-earned $3.50 on us, to Comixpress for providing the books against all odds, and to the DC Conspiracy for making this year's SPX better than the last.