006[AndroidMassacreSecretTransmission] We Need You!

Apologies, Freedom Fighters...

The last several weeks have not been kind to the crusaders here at AndroidMassacre.com. The Ro3ot0verl0rd has been hard at work, summoning household appliances, GPS systems, and government computers to do his bidding. We have our work cut out for us and we have been unable to gain internet access from the trenches here in the future....Yes. The future.

That Urban Punk and I have developed an organism that can process practical quantum information. It has put us 9 days before the history-making catastrophe that will be called "The Android Massacre."

Because of the rules of time-travel, I cannot divulge where in time we are, but rest assured that the human-resistance is strong and we have the full backing of the Tanzanian military to help burn a path through the Robo-Nazis when the time comes.

However, both, Captain Kajembe and myself agree that the lack of moral support from the past has become a deciding factor in the building of a strong military opposition in the future. As I speak, our attempts to warn the United Nations and D.A.R.P.A. have been met with mockery. "The War on Windows" (we are still working on a campaign name) needs your support. As I stand here looking at the impending doom about to strike, I can't help but think that we could've had a better chance at rescuing humanity if A) the time-traveling cannibus didn't give us only 9 days to fix things and B) if we had the full on support of humanity.So write to your Senator, e-mail your Queen, and let them know that Homo Sapiens are on the verge of becoming extinct! Remember: You can't spell massacre without m-a-s-s and c-a-r-e.