1.28.2009

Buy a Newspaper! Don't Recycle! Save it!



Just a reminder, “Bamn” is featured in the today’s Gazette (Wednesday, January 28th, 2009). Rumor has it that it may also be in the Washington Post tomorrow...but don’t hold us to it. Just be pleasantly surprised if it happens.Thanks again to Jeremy Arias for seeking us out and convincing his editor to stick us in the paper. Thanks to Naomi (Sorry, we didn’t get your last name) for being patient with us while we were late taking pictures for the article.

For information about the Gazette, go here: http://www.gazette.net/
For information about The Washington Post, go here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/

It’s a good bet that you can get The Gazette at any metro station in Montgomery County, MD. You might have to search a little to find it in other areas.

I’m busy. Catch you next Wednesday.

Troy

1.22.2009

X2: X-Men United


X2: X-Men United
Directed by Bryan Singer
Starring Hugh Jackman, Hale Berry, Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, Anna Paquin, Famke Jansen, Rebecca Romijin-Stamos, James Marsden and Brian Cox

Going into “X2: X-Men United,” director Bryan Singer name-dropped both “Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan” and “Star Wars IV: The Empire Strikes Back.” His attitude was that his sequel to 2000’s “X-Men” would be the celluloid equivalent of those two (beyond worthy) sequels. That ballsy claim turned out to be legitimate.
While not as towering as “Empire” or “Khan,” “X2,” like those films, creates a level of potential that could not be matched by later installments.
Acting with precision, Brian Cox plays William Stryker. Stryker is a military man with an axe to grind with Professor Charles Xavier (played by an equally precise Patrick Stewart) and his school of persecuted mutants. For personal reasons, Stryker has been waiting for the right moment to impose his sectarian views on an already panicky United States. When mutants are to blame for an attempted presidential assassination, Stryker cons his way into an invasion of the school (a 9/11 parable before 9/11 parables were cool). This sends the X-Men scrambling (kinda like “Empire”) and forming a tense allegiance with Ian McKellan’s wonderfully villainous Magneto.
Admittedly, “X2” has more characters than it can handle, but Bryan Singer has, at least, 1 writer for any 4 actors. The end result is a movie that feels like a tag match for the cast. Yet, Singer knows he has an entire library of over-developed Marvel characters at his disposal. He takes the best elements of the long-running comic series, everyone gets a fair cinematic shake (okay, maybe not James Marsden), creating an entertaining sci-fi argument.
The key to “X-Men” is the race angle and how the characters deal with that. Say what you want about angst, but discrimination is the crux of the comic, everything else should be a by-product of that. Somehow, between the mercy killing of Halle Berry’s vanishing accent and the increasingly playful display of superpowers, Singer has managed to embrace what the “X-Men” are truly about. He chooses the right characters to say the right things at the appropriately wrong times. They point out the hypocrisy of humanity while in their amusing pleather outfits. It tells you more about them and the not so fictional world they live in.
It’s a hell of a balancing act, but it pays off in a way that the first film did not.

1.21.2009

Bamn in The Gazette


“Wednesday” is Latin for “Bamn Updates”:


-The big news is that Maryland’s Gazette conducted an interview with Dave, Jay, and I last week.The article is actually going to focus on “Bamn” and the creation of the comic.

To say we were unprepared for this is an understatement.

Our interviewer, Jeremy Arias, bumped into artist David Dean at Alliance Comics. Arias was searching for a “local comic” story. David represented. It was that simple.

Expect the interview to appear in the Gazette on Wednesday, January 28th 2009.You can find more info on The Gazette (which you can find at any metro station in Maryland) HERE: http://www.gazette.net/about/


-Meanwhile, DC Conspiracy is holding their annual “DC Counter Culture Festival” in Virginia. “Bamn” will be running a table there, complete with comics, buttons, and me smelling like booze. Everything is tentative right now, but we do know this:


It’s in May.

It will be held at The Soundry in Vienna, VA.

Admission is FREE

Details are coming.


Have a good week, people…-Troy

1.20.2009

Turn a Phrase


We may have botched the war, but we won the battle...



1.16.2009

There Will Be Blood




There Will Be Blood
Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson
Starring Daniel Day-Lewis and Paul Dano

Prospector, Daniel Plainview believes in plain speak. With oil under his fingernails, and money lining his pockets, Plainview has strolled into many a small town with the promise of riches. Daily, he walks among the townspeople, saying “good evening” and “thank you,” and then he swindles the oil from their land. It’s a “family” business model, and with each derrick that goes up, with each eruption of oil, Plainview gets over on the unsuspecting. He’s as slick as the crude he produces.
I could go on and on about Daniel Plainview. It’s gotta be said, that he is one of the more interesting movie characters to geyser on to the big screen in recent memory. In that regard, “There Will Be Blood” is a success.
Daniel Day-Lewis plays Plainview like the Carney that he is. His performance is taut and deliberate, almost appearing painstakingly so. Yet, if you took Day-Lewis out of the equation, the film would not stand out for much else.
Director/screenwriter, Paul Thomas Anderson (“Boogie Nights,” “Magnolia”), working from an Upton Sinclair novel, excels at bizarre character studies. Often, he utilizes unconventional scenes to pull something out of his celluloid creations. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work here. The first hours leads you to believe you’ll be watching the roots of modern American business. Then we hit the second hour and --- the movie isn’t lost, but distracted.
If you don’t believe me then look at the introduction of the Sunday family.
Eli Sunday (played by Rizzo the Rat/Paul Dano) is a man just as proud as Daniel Plainview. He’s the pastor of the local church, and, coincidentally, the first home that Plainview has to encounter in order to begin digging for oil. Plainview makes the usual string of false promises, and the Sunday family accepts, despite Eli’s hesitance. From there, interestingly, Eli and Daniel seem to be building towards a battle of egos. In the middle, are the god-fearing people of Little Boston. The tug of war, displays both men as too proud, you anticipate their ideals to be shaken and, like the title notes, blood to be spilled. Instead, you get these things after a less interesting trek through several subplots involving family. After being absent from each other's prescence for so long, the characters start behaving erratically. And when Daniel and Eli do intersect again, they feel tardy, as if their conflict had left them behind.
The ironically, this error in judgment juxtaposes Eli and Daniel’s problem. Director Paul Thomas Anderson seems a little too cocksure. Because of this, the film seems driven by what he wants instead of what the film needs.

1.14.2009

Bamn On The Road




I figured I'd share our short list of confirmed convention dates for 2009. It's only two locations, but we intend to do more before during the year.

As always, we will keep you informed:

1.13.2009

Obama vs. Spidey



In the long tradition of Ali vs. SuperMan and Charles Barkley vs. Godzilla, Marvel has pegged The Sensational Barack Obama to team up with The Amazing Spider-Man! Expect Obama to turn out to be a Skrull.
Marvel has been surprisingly vocal with their support for Obama. Even during the election race. It's kind of neat to see a media giant like themselves take a side in something that's not a comic book crossover.

Special thanks to my girlfriend for finding this one for me...


1.12.2009

Cover



Cover
Directed by Bill Duke
Starring Aunjanue Ellis, Vivica A. Fox, Louis Gosset Jr., and...Patti Labelle?

Towards the end of “Cover,” down lo Dutch attempts to seek redemption at his local church. The pastor approaches him at the pew and tries to motivate him by saying, “Get on your knees and don’t get off ‘til you find the answer.” Of course the pastor means for Dutch to pray, but it stands to reason that “getting on his knees” was what got him into trouble in the first place. Dutch, y’see, has been cheating on his wife --- having soapy rendezvous with a man.
This is the premise for Bill Duke’s “Cover.” The plot, which is just a hair above black stage play level, circulates around a 15 minute interrogation that last for an hour and 38mins. Valerie Mass (played by Aunjanue Ellis, who is a lot better than this movie deserves) is suspected of murder. The film details the reasoning behind her motive, but Valerie is only guilty of being naïve. Who she may have murdered is part of the film’s mystery, and by the time that is solved, you’ll be thinking the real mystery is how she was exonerated.
I can’t weigh in too heavy on “Cover” because it’s not necessarily a bad movie. Director Bill “I’m gonna have me some fun” Duke does what he should. He goes out his way to examine this very real issue in the black culture. He rationalizes by invoking the sanctity of marriage, the religious right, cowardice, and the risk of HIV. Duke set out to make a straight faced commentary. Yet, “Cover” only works for the opposite reason. It entertains solely because of its’ daytime television antics.
I also can’t take “Cover” too seriously. Duke, who is (was?) the head of Howard University’s film department, makes one consistently bizarre mistake. Plenty of scenes lack continuity. I’m not just talking about a coke can moving from one side of the frame to the other. No. Actors, literally, seem to teleport between cuts. It happens not just once, but multiple times.
For the film not to feel so hokey more emphasis could’ve been put on Dutch. Watching the film you already know he’s an “undercover brother,” yet the film treats it like a surprise when the moment arrives. I know this indicates re-working the whole structure of the film, but at the same time watching a person deconstruct, spitting in the face of better judgment, is a lot more interesting.

1.08.2009

The Ins and Outs



Every 1st day of the year, the Washington Post prints an “In and Out” list. It’ll name drop things that I guess had permeated the collective conscious last year. Things I’m glad I never heard of until a new year had pushed them out of pop culture (LOLcats? Really, America?).
Well, my birthday just passed on January 5th (You should’ve been there. The red wine flowed like women. It was quite disgusting). So, for me, the year doesn’t start until 1 hand later. So, now that it is officially 2009, and in the spirit of The Post, I present my own version of an In and Out List. But, remember, if at any point in 2009 you find yourself Goggling ROTFLMAOPossums --- a simple “thank you” will suffice.

OUT
Warner Brother’s Watchmen Movie
Jokes about Heath Ledger’s Death
G4
Avoiding people on Facebook
Getting fit
Open season on punching Wall Street execs
Environmentally-friendly robots
Slumdogs
Nailin’ Pailin
LOLCats
Free-Running
Joss Whedon
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
Anime
Bruce Campbell
Barack Obama
Secret Invasion
Katy Perry kissing girls and liking it
Energy drinks named “Crack”
Jaden Smith
The Day the Earth Stood Still

IN
20th Century Fox’s Watchmen Movie
Joke’s about An Olsen Twin killing Heath Ledger
Flipping back ‘n forth between G4 and Current TV
Talking to everyone on Twitter
Watching girls play Wii Fitness on YouTube
Open season on punching former Presidents
Robots that trash anything in their environment
Unemployment
What dirty word rhymes with Blagojevich?
ROTFLMAOPossums
Tripping and busting your ass
Mark Millar
Street Fighter 4
Computer Animation
Mickey Rourke
James Earl Jones in “The Man (1972)”
BlackWater
Kissing Katy Perry and realizing she taste like desperation
Energy Drinks named “Chronic”
Jaden Smith killing Heath Ledger
Inauguration Day 2009

1.07.2009

Bamn Updates!



Well, it's Wednesday. That means new comics have arrived at your local-area funny book shop. It also means it's time for some Bamn updates!

-A final version of #2's script had been edited. Jay has really hit his stride. He's gotten much more comfortable with inks and shading. The final version should be quite impressive. Look out for a 2-page spread that'll blow your mind (my idea, but Jay took it to another level).

- No word on the Dr. Dremo's War Anthology as of recent. I received some positive feedback from the editor, Evan Keeling, back in December. "Dark" and "different" were the exact words he used. The release date is still set for April.

- Speaking of the War comic, Specialist Sergio Estavia, the inspiration for our Dr. Dremo story, has gotten the writing bug. Check out his ongoing sci-fi story/blog at http://red3golf.blogspot.com/

- As an aside, I finally got Jay to read Grant Morrison's "All-Star SuperMan." We had a half-hour conversation about the 1st 6 issues. I think you may see some inspiration from Frank Quitely's.


- Seriously, if you haven't read Mark Millar's Fantastic Four trade, go get it. It's one of the best FF stories in a long time.
On that note, I'm off to catch "The Wrestler," "Notorious," and "Not Easily Broken." Expect reviews soon...

1.05.2009

DOA: Dead or Alive


DOA: Dead or Alive
Directed by Corey Yuen
Starring Devon Aoki, Sarah Carter, Natasha Malthe, Eric Roberts, Kevin Nash, and Jamie Pressly

Well, if you had to make a “Dead or Alive” movie (which you don’t) then this is how you would do it.
Back in the 90s, the cable channel called “Cinemax” had the market cornered on films like “DOA.” They always showed up late night, channel surfing after secretly watching the clown orgies of “Real Sex 50.” They were characterized by the fact that they spooned themselves in-between the action and crime genre. They usually featured a model/actress, probably starred Eric Roberts, and we’re obviously shot for cheap.
My pre-teen brain knew this material was not suitable for children, but as long as I could hear my mother’s snores in the next room I knew I was safe.
Dimension Home Video has been following the “Skinemax” business model for years and DOA is a prime example. The plot firmly belongs in that classification of classless classics. Strangers from across the globe come together to wire-work it out in the Dead or Alive fighting tournament. The game is funded by, yes, Eric Roberts. His very presence indicates that he’ll end up the bad guy. Guess what? He is. (Though I gotta to mention that, for all the trouble he went through to execute his villainous plan, he could’ve just learned martial arts himself).
The fighters are mostly comprised of women. You’ve got Devon Aoki (laughably called the “Shinobi Princess”), Sarah Carter, Natasha Malthe, Jamie Pressly, (sporting an accent just as deliciously southern fried as her), and…HOLY $#!+! it’s Diesel!
Everyone of the performers are appropriately playful and have rigorously trained (If you don’t believe me, look at Pressly’s upper back) but I beg to argue that the real star is director Corey Yuen. Yuen, no stranger to productions centered on martial arts, has made several wise decisions that make this film instead of giving it a neck-breaker.
First, he never allows the film to gravitate towards soft porn. An easy choice seeing how Dead or Alive (the video game), is known largely for it’s bouncing breast mode, above all else.
Second, He let’s the female fighters shine over the men. They’re tough and beautiful. Deal with it.
Third, he is highly adept at filming wire-stunts. A traditional martial arts films with this kind of material would’ve been dull, but fortunately, Yuen’s decided to go ridiculous instead of realistic.
Fourth, he never takes it seriously. Everything about DOA is bloodless, scantily clad fun.
Highly recommended for impressionable pre-teen brains.

1.02.2009

The Spirit








The Spirit
Directed by Frank Miller
Starring Gabriel Macht, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansen, Eva Mendes, and Jamie King

Well, it’s official…comic’s golden boy, Frank Miller, has back flipped over the great white. But was there any question? To some…Yes.
Frank Miller was the cynic behind some of comic’s greatest modern achievements (“The Dark Knight Returns,” “Sin City,” “Daredevil: Born Again”), but recently, inexplicably, his writing career was laying in the mud flats. After two embarrassing attempts to rekindle his success with BatMan, comic fans started debating about the writer’s intentions. Were we just not getting it? Was Miller parodying the institutionalization of his industry-bending works? Miller’s previous genius had inspired filmmakers like Tim Burton (with “BatMan” in 1989), Quentin Tarantino (with “Pulp Fiction”), Zack Snyder (with “300”), Christopher Nolan, David Goyer (both, with “BatMan Begins”), and Robert Rodriguez (“Sin City,” of course). Maybe Miller’s notoriety had made him even more of a pessimist. He hated us and was laughing all the way to the bank.
“The Spirit,” Miller’s first true film credit since the Robocop sequel, begs to differ. Adapted from the strips of another comic’s legend, Will Eisner, the movie is a diarrhea of noir, slapstick, misogyny, and the supernatural.
Odd casting choice Gabriel Macht plays Spirit. Characterized only by his Chuck Taylors and a red tie, Spirit ping pongs around the cityscapes dispensing justice. His main opposition is Samuel L. Jackson. Jackson plays, criminal mastermind/egg obsessed/nazi-dentist, The Octopus. His introduction is the first indication that Miller ain’t Robert Rodriguez. After a few minutes of being impressed by the opening images, Jackson is tar-babied for the amusement of only the director. The scene in question is a Road Runner-type non-brawl between Octopus and Spirit. Somehow, from the get-go, the movie has managed to create an anti-climax for it’s main hero and villain. Y’see, neither one of them show’s any concern for physical damage. (Even Marv, Mickey Rourke’s barbarian from “Sin City,” had to pop pills and lick his wounds after every fight).
The rest of the flick plays like that Merrie Melodies’ episode with “Bugsy.” A lot of character’s say “ouch,” but nothing is of real consequence.
The people I feel the most sorry for are the beautiful ladies of “The Spirit.” They are at the beck and call of the notoriously pervy Frank Miller. Eva Mendes Xeroxes her “great ass” as a clue, and Scarlett Johansen seems to be looking pass the camera and into the director’s chair with fiery disdain.
…Actually, no. The person I feel the most sorry for is, the recently departed, Will Eisner. An industry-bender as well, Miller conducted a series of interviews with the man right before he died. Frank swears this is what Eisner would have wanted. No, Frank. Eisner would’ve wanted you to do for him what Zack Snyder and Robert Rodriguez did for you: show some respect for his body of work.